this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Breaking news: Trump orders the military to colonize Antarctica into the 51st state. Penguin genocide is at an all time high.

Source: Military

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're assuming he knows which part of the earth the penguins live.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The glorious leader knows everything!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Uh, it's not a genocide. They're all terrorists and those baby penguins were throwing stones and so deserved to be air striked.