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DoorDash crash rule (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Is this real?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nah. That account posts a lot of “app features” like this as a joke.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

thank you. i really should have picked that up by the “send flowers” upsell. can you imagine? in a unlikely set of circumstances, the additional option to have said flowers delivered could trigger a rather unfortunate infinite loop.

[–] [email protected] 121 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Yeah you can pay a little extra to get them cremated

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Eww no I already tipped them 20%

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Thanks for nearly waking my parents up with loud laughter

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Next time don't masturbate in their bed.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Why are they laughing in your parent's house?! That seems a little concerning.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I read that early on there was a bug and you could get them cremated without them being in an accident.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Ah yes, the orbital laser bug