this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

place a marker halfway in your closet. every hour stand at the marker and see if the beep is to your left or right. Should be able to find it in <8 attempts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Dude is lazy and you want him to stand up 8 times in a day?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You guys are hilarious! There's no way I'm going to search for it. That watch is going to find me before I find it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the only alternative is to piss off your S.O. by asking if they've seen it and then they'll find it instantly

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Or your dad, if you're my kids.