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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

And every little thing on the screen makes a noise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget. If you have a server and it's been penetrated, there needs to be a monitor which displays "SERVER HACKED" in giant, red, blinking text.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Man, imagine how useful that would actually be though? You'd save a lot of money and headache a few months down the line...

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