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Democrats Will Continue Relentlessly Doing Nothing if You Just Pitch in $5 (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

I mean I would give Chuck Schumer $5 to slap him full across the face for being a stooge but I can't think of anything else he could do to make it worth my fiver.

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