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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I swallowed that fucker whole, but I'm about 92% sure that within 4 years, this headline will have become reality.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

At this point is an oracle rather than a comical publication. I remember some years ago they said we gonna deplete our Miley Cyrus reserves.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Damn. Just learned it was fake from you, my friend.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I give it a year, but I'm usually wrong heh. Tiny snowflakes that are richer than anyone. You'd think being that rich you could learn to laugh it off, or at least afford therapy that teaches you that skill, even if it takes a billion dollars cause you're such a huge dick.