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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

As an Oregonian no they cannot. I will not lose some of the most beautiful parts of my state to those scumbags. Greater Idaho will happen over my fucking corpse. I can't fight for every part of the country but that is literally the hill I will die on if it comes to it.