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Tender Childhood Memory
>be me
>be in fifth grade
>the scholastic book fair comes to our school every year
>the kids in my class were really into "I Survived" books
>"I Survived the Holocaust" is being sold
>kids correlate Nazis being German with me being German and start calling me a Nazi
>ask them what a Nazi is, but no one will tell me
>too poor to buy the book
>ask my stepmom at the time and she screams at me because "I'm too young to know about Nazis" and gets mad at me
>too scared to ask teachers or my dad after getting yelled at
>kids keep calling me a Nazi for weeks
>get pissed
>plot revenge
>have fake cereal brand with my friend for some reason
>never actually made the cereal yet, just pretend it exists and made fake ads for it and shit
>tell people I'm finally going to make it
>mix the most vile, abhorrent shit I can find in my kitchen together with red food dye and frosted flakes
>feed it to the people calling me a Nazi, so most of my class ate it
>gave them explosive diarrhea and food poisoning
>somehow didn't get in trouble for biological warfare and was never punished by the school
>W
>forget about it for eight years
>randomly remember
>tell my dad cause I think it's funny
>”Anon, that's exactly what a Nazi would do."
>InterpersonalExpectancyEffect.jpg

I guess those kids called it.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Oh you have no Idea. We definitely do know. We not only have this in history but in many other subjects too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm surprised having gone through the German education system fairly recently doesn't give me any idea.

The earliest I can remember anything Nazi related being covered was in 8th grade with the book "Damals war es Friedrich".

In fact, I've double checked the entire curriculum (of my state) and nearly nothing is covered in other subjects prior to grade 8.

I'm confident that most 5th graders whose parents failed to teach them in detail don't know anything about Nazis besides them being evil and hating Jews. That's it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Im pretty sure at the 5th Grade we read "Nachts schlafen die Ratten doch" 🤔