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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I hurt my hand with the vacuum so no more vacuuming. Cunt.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Wow you sound like me, or maybe I sound like you. I shut a door on my fingers Thursday night and I am very happy it was just me home because I called the door some very... Interesting things

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

stupid fucking vacuum cleaner attacking you on a stupid fucking manky day fuck the fucking thing.

offers gummy worms

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I read this in a very northern Qld bogan accent and I could actually imagine overhearing that in a country pub somewhere

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Time to ice it up with an ice cold beer.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've eaten so I'm gonna have a nice nap instead.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Sounds like a good idea!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's a sign, no chores today!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

My little finger agrees.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Yeah I'm ok thanks. I'll live.