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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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It's Anon's birthday (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 163 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So was he saying he didn’t need to be paid anymore to be his friend or the friendship money was past due and the account needed to be settled for the friendship to continue?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"We need to talk. Your parents haven't paid the friendship money yet. Now I'm not an unreasonable person but..."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Subscriptions really are taking over the whole world.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 days ago

Or he said it because he was done waiting for his next pay check.