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big week for renaming things at MS
Dumbest shit I've seen this year.
User: merrily uses Office, words in Word, excels at Excel.
Microsoft: Hey user, buy 365 because we want all your data.
User: fuck off I like Office.
Microsoft: ok then
User: ugh FINE
Microsoft: Hey user, pls use Copilot we really splurged on that one.
User: bro I’m busy doing spreadsheets rn
Microsoft: ok then
User: oh ffs
I'm waiting for the Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition.
Wait, am I supposed to use Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition (new) or Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition? They're both installed...
not to be forgotten: the long, long years of windows malware pulling exactly this shit
I like it. Can you get Visual, Zune, and Azure in there somehow?
"hello everyone my name is Bill Ballmer and welcome to today's Visual tour of Microsoft 365 Coilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition! this is of course being broadcast to all your favourite Zune stations using the Power of Azure, and wow COM-fans I'm just about as hyped up for this demo as I can be. Let's get right into it, shall we?"
365 toilet
nfi how phone managed that typo, but now I'm leaving it in
(sorrynotsorry)
JESUS WAT
look, if we just rename it a bit harder, I’m sure we’ll get the promptfondler uptake that marketing had forecast. this can’t be an itanium situation, dave in sales assured me there’s a use!
intel frantically taking notes
bit late
they’re gonna have to break out the emergency use tardis reserve.. and they’re gonna need to use a few of them