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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon goes on a first date (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Pro tip: if this is your date's reaction to your honest self then it was never gonna work out. You're better off ditching their dead weight and moving on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Yup, better to dodge a bullet on the first date than to catch it when you're emotionally invested.