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I always like dead panning my way thru prank phone calls. My last one.
Me answering phone: (store name) Aeao speaking
Teenage boys chuckling: hello, do you guys sell.... Dildos
Me: yes we do
Boys: oh....okay... What kind do you have?
Me: all kinds. Everything from pills to dragon.
Boys: oh...and how much are they?
Me: all 1.25
Boys: umm thank you....
Me: anything else I can assist you with?
Boys: ummm no that was all thank you
Me: we'll have a pleasant day and thank you for calling (store name)
Shoulda said $1.69 to at least give them a chuckle.
Thats a cheap ass dildo
They aren't specifically ass dildos. General purpose.
They cheaped out on the flared base. It's only slightly flared.
Some like the danger element.
It can be used in other orifices as well.
Got anything for a nose? Asking for a friend.
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