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[–] [email protected] 86 points 9 months ago (1 children)

90 days till release of Zero-Days πŸ˜‰ don’t update your tesla πŸ˜‚ so you can gain root and really own that car

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Just flash a custom os πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

brb flashing TempleOS to let god be my driver /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Jesus, take the wheel!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You would have to put a lot of faith in it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Hannah Montana OS for the Tesla!

What a time to be alive!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hope it gets called something like edOSon and is filled with subtle insults to its namesake.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'd fear it would drive into an elephant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You’d say ohhhh Topsey at his autopsy!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure the elephant would win, after all at least one beat a steam locomotive.