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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everyone has a 3% chance at colon cancer and fibre supplements are a good way to reduce your chances

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But then everyone doesn't have a 3% chance ๐Ÿค” /s

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No no, if your chances go down, someone else's goes up. Sucks, but you gotta watch out for number one.

[โ€“] [email protected] -3 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

That's not how averages or statistics work.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I guess lemmings are just as bad as redditors to notice sarcasm.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Kind of hard to do on a text based platform. I had just seen a post with so many people fucking up basic addition, I wouldn't put it past people not knowing how statistics work.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I think he knows