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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I have never used a bidet.

What I do use with every shit is a bidet shower.

You get a nice gentle but strong enough stream which you control all the time.

Also, I never shoot it directly at my anus, but more like from an angle, so even if it suddenly had 10x the flow, it wouldn't go into my arse.

Pretty much every single bathroom in Finland has these. As in even gas stations and bar toilets usually have one stall with a sink in the stall and a bidet shower attached.