this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, if it has to go in whole, does it need to come out whole? Or can we cut that bitch up once it's in?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Additional tools are not allowed. You’re welcome to attempt to crush it with your pelvic floor muscles.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Never skip kegel day.