nottheonion

Yeah, there was a guy who left another comment telling me that nobody would spit in my food because "I don't matter" or some other edge-lord nonsense. The same reasoning can be used to justify any kind of mistreatment or revenge a person could want. People are brave when they think there are no consequences, like when they're cutting people off in traffic, carving their name into ancient trees, or putting a burger together in the back of the kitchen. I'm just going to choose not to participate in their nonsense, because its far more peaceful this way.