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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Dude doesn't even recognize the fact that you can still attack with a spear while your shield is raised in blocking position. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

I love Spectral Lance in Elden Ring. Turn any spear into a throwable weapon.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

The stance damage is wild too