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Anon doesn't like spears (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

thrust, sure fine. It's okay.

Ineffective bonk or thwack? embarassing. humiliating. Just plain silly.

Tossing the whole damn spear? Amazing. Doubly so when you land a headshot.

BUT WHEN YOU COUCH THAT LANCE

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

BUT WHEN YOU COUCH THAT LANCE

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