this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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"Anon's a pretty nice guy, but it kinda weirds me out how he's always grabbing his butt and wincing in pain"
Hey, he could be gay and the bottom
girls at the bar don't like the idea of pegging on the first date
Hey if they don't, then they're clearly not the girl for me.
Hey, that's not – oh wait I don't go to bars
That might explain why hes not having luck with the ladies