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Plot Twist: Random noise is a stray cat breaking in, that is about to claim Anon
Twistier: The noises were never his cat and their house has been haunted the entire time. Or, maybe a squatter that just knows how to hide really well...
Edit: my writing is horrible when I'm waking up
The squatter also died last October.
Like a certain Parasite living in the unknown saferoom just behind the plum wine shelf