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Not just fish. Catholics are allowed to eat beaver too, since it's technically a fish in their eyes.
No, really...I only wish I was making this up...
I honestly thought you were lying until....i looked it up. Thats dumb and sad at the same time.
Shit... Time to open up a beaver farm
I think this came up in one of the spice and wolf novels in some way. It's been years since I read it though
Ever heard of "Maultaschen"?
One of their origin stories is, that a monk created them so he can secretly eat meat on Fridays. Since the meat was cut very small and "hidden" in the dough between vegetables and other stuff, God wouldn't be able to see it. That's why it's also called "Herrgottsbscheißerle" in swabian which roughly translates to "small cheater on God".
In Modica, Sicily they have a chocolate dessert with minced beef called 'Mpanatigghi which has a similar story.
So God can't look through pasta dough? So you could theoretically make a "sin den" with pasta wallpaper and be safe from God's wrath?
The bible says it's legal to smoke crack if you do it in a room made out of pasta because if God doesn't see it, it didn't happen. I didn't read the bible or anything but neither do most religious people so same difference.
You have to hide yourself between vegetables and breadcrumbs as well, but then it should work I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯
If one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn't you eat the walls?
EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.
The idea that fish is ok makes no sense. It makes sense from the fact that denying easy protein to a culture living in a desert on the ocean would NEVER fly. But not in any way for categorization.
Venezuelans also eat capybara for the same reason.
https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/thoughtful-animal/once-upon-a-time-the-catholic-church-decided-that-beavers-were-fish/
This is gold!
Which was wrong from the beginning, since it’s only allowed to eat "things without breath".