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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (8 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The only people who would fight you about how great bidets are are people who have never actually used one

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God damnit. I was hoping reddits love of bidets would stay on reddit, yet here we are

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Have you used one? What do you have against them?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We just got one. We even splurged for the fancy one that hooks up to warm water. It is life changing. I feel very dirty whenever I have to do a poo somewhere else. Underrated appliance, for sure.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Love my bidet.

10/10 for squeaky clean buttholes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If you're butthole squeaks... Please see a medical professional

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

After I going through my second ~$30 bidet. I upgraded to a ~$300 Toto bidet with heated water and seat. No regrets.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How does that work? I don't have hot water or an outlet in my toilet room. Did you have to renovate, or was there service already?

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I have an electric one and just ran an extension cable. If I owned I would definitely install an outlet next to the toilet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It must've feel like being blessed by the rains down in Africa

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I wonder if I could rig up a bidet that would play Africa by Toto while it washed my backside.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Preach it brother. Enlighten the unwashed (m)asses.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You didnโ€™t know you needed one until you use it. Life changing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fight me.

Okay, but I'm bringing my power washer.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

PSA - Do not use a power washer on your parts.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You sound like a man with experience.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Can I use it in others parts?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"Bidet - the power washer for your parts"