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And here is the problem with elden ring.

Grinding.

Since when is grinding fun? The word itself, grinding isn't even fun.

Elden ring is my most played most hated game. I come back for the vistas, the art. But there is no story and if there is it's stupidly well hidden. Some story quests are so very easily missed and other things just impossible to do without a guide. Also the fact that there is no quest log (do this for that guy) makes returning to elden ring after a hiatus almost impossible.

Choosing a fighter class makes the game way too hard. But if you choose a caster the difficulty drops like 400% or even more.

No guidance. Nothing. Fuck you if you chose a samurai because he looked cool on your first playthrough.

Everything is hidden behind a grind wall. And so many quests are so very buggy. In my current playthrough I should meet blaidd the half wolf down below looking up to whats the cities name. But he isnt there. Doesn't spawn. Apparently i went of on another quest and it conflicts or something. Now im stuck.

Do bushes talk? Here they do. Because one of them isn't a bush. A voice says: over here! But what is that, exactly? Here? Where is here? Im on a computer, directional audio doesn't really work. It took me hours to find that useless guy.

Jellyfish. Just kill them, they are inconsequential and do not really interact with the player. They cant talk. Untill.. You're far into the game and suddenly you hear a voice. Talking about his/her lost spouse. Who? Where? You just slay that jellyfish because they cant talk, that cant be it. Or.. It could? Fuck it was. Important item forever locked to you.

If you like that kind of foolery in a game i seriously recommend the 80s/90s sierra online games. Police quest, kings quest, the larry games. But i thought we where way past those kind of stupid game mechanics. Ken sent me. Flush the toilet. But not too many times because then you drown. Go to the hooker but if you forgot to buy a condom you die. Dont give a too big tip to the cabbie. He will buy liquor, get drunk and kill you both. The dialog made that fun. The first time.

The difference was, in those ganes i could save scum. Here I can't.

I fucking love AC6. that's a masterpiece by from software. But ER? ER shouldn't be easier, it should explain more. Not much but a little. I see you chose a fighter. Are you sure? We recommend a caster class for beginners. Give me a quest log. Unbug those quests. Give a warning if something breaks something else.

And thats the problem with ER. It could be fantastic