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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

That's the key. If you:

  • summoned
  • used spirit ashes
  • used ashes of war
  • used sorceries
  • used incantations
  • levelled up
  • drank a flask
  • opened the map
  • used a weapon
  • used a controller or a mouse/keyboard
  • opened the menu
  • used your hands

You didn't beat the game.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank god I play with my butt cheeks. The different tones of my farts get interpreted as input. To attack I have to fart in G#.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Oh please, that's the easiest key to fart in. Casual.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I actually beat the game at level 1, no weapons, no items, controlling the character via brainwaves. And every time I died, I resetted the game.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

So you didn't even turn on the setting that kills you in real life when you die in the game? Casual.