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Concept for deterring the selection of "no tip" (not real) (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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*edited post title to make it clear that this is a joke

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah. Only ever tip in cash and in person. The suave 20-in-the-handshake looks cool but it's risky.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How is it risky? Once I bribed two people within five minutes in Chicago to get on a flight I was late for. What did I risk?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Yup, bribes aren't illegal unless it's to government employees. And even then, I think it's only illegal to accept bribes, with maybe an exception if you bribed someone to get away with a crime.

So yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with bribes, I just don't do it because screw that noise.