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Anon tries to understand his coworker (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

And also, guessing "I'm no longer interested" is paraphrased, cause nobody on 4Chan is mature enough to not make things incredibly uncomfortable at work after this.

If maturity is the argument, there are several different options I'd be considering:

  1. Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to work
  2. Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to not have already made things incredibly uncomfortable at work
  3. Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to detect flirting
  4. Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to ask a coworker out
  5. Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to have hiking as a hobby/date proposal
  6. Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to not just reply "yeah sure" to the boyfriend idea