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Donut Receipt (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Sir, you can't leave without paying for that donut.
But I just paid for it! Here's the receipt.

And that's why you need a receipt for a donut.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 36 minutes ago

I had a friend who liked to sulk around in a trench coat. He bought a grocery store donut and promptly tossed the receipt.

He was soon stopped by grocery security for theft. After some hassle they tracked down his receipt and let him go, but yeah that’s what donut receipts are for.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

Hold it. Did you pay for that receipt?