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For those who don't know, this is a decades old joke.
Seriously, older than the internet.
We need bash.org have come back
Oh that's unlocked some memories. Wow what a flashback.
yeah back when the internet was good and idiots hadnt congregated on it yet.
Every group has its idiots, but I will admit it felt like a higher class of idiot.
Is that a picture of a tweet of a printout of a MS Notepad file that was probably cut and pasted from a forwarded email, newsgroup post, or web page?
my head hurts
Next time you see it it'll be a 1-minute mp4 with a loop of some crap music that means a specific vibe to 15 year olds.
I don't know how much more bandwidth inefficient we can make it after that.
Let me introduce you to...
The Metaverse!
Don't forget the voice over reading the whole thing like its not right in front of me... "This doctor needed to call the burn unit after an attorney questioned him"...
Also, don't forget to split the video in half so you can watch someone react to the video you're watching.
Upscale it to 4K for no reason
yeah that'll do it.
Embed it in a PowerPoint presentation and somehow it will triple in file size
Don't forget subway surfers!