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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I always feel like a rat in a maze when I go to IKEA.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (4 children)

It's literally a single path with no branches (except for the shortcuts), Pinky.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I assume that's how SCP-3008 was created

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, the one (and very likely only) time I went to IKEA, I bought almost nothing, because the whole store was just one big stampede, pressing through that singular path.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Never go on a weekend.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's a spiritual maze, Brain. Are you done looking at the curtain rings yet?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

*struggling to carry a huge armful of curtain rings*

...what a savings!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And after you've been a couple times you learn the shortcuts to the meat balls pretty well.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Oh man, I worked right by the new IKEA that got built and before long I could get through that thing in a minute flat