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The first and only good babylonbee article

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Make sure Joe pardons the fuck out everybody on your way out. Also he should resign if only to fuck with their merch.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty sure genocide joe has been eating ice cream cones for the past year or more.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

The genocide is only going to get worse. Though genocide don doesn't have as much of a ring to it. Donny and Benny are best buds