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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Another bad one I had once, we we're in a really good Mexican close the theater and it was really good, we were chatting and laughing, until the nachos came by. She started to take all the fully loaded nachos, you know, the ones that are full of cheese and meat, leaving me only the ones that are just the chip. So I got up and went to talk to someone of the staff, to ask if they had some rule in the restaurant about one person eating all the fully loaded nachos alone, he said that they don't had one (pretty crazy that this is nor a regularly enforced thing, but wharever) and I asked him to please just go to our table and made the rule up. He was nice and help me, but my date felt it was very strange and asked him if I was the one who made up the rule, and he snitches me up! Can you believe it? So, she got upset and said that she was leaving, but it was too soon for the movie and she was like we're not going to the movie. The movies was good by the way, was this one with Santa, he was a cop and I heard he was paid 2M for that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You rolled and failed the charisma check. Unlucky because that could have been smooth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

we we're in a really good Mexican close the theater and it was really good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The second really good was about the conversation, not the restaurant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

It was an attempt to get you to proofread. I think you accidentally a restaurant.