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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In primates small testicle size is correlated with how many males a female typically mates with. More males mating with the same female means the male that produces the most sperm has an advantage. So gorillas have tiny balls because every troop only has one silverback male, and chimps have horrifically huge nuts because there’s a lot of competition for mates from other males in the troop.

Interestingly, humans fall roughly in the middle of the scale in terms of ball size!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yet the head of a human penis is shaped for removing competing semen from a woman's vagina

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it's obviously shaped like that for camouflage in autumnal forests

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, nature's ghillie suit.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's some kinky shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Kinky by nature.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You don't wanna know what your ancestors got up to

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't even wanna know what my grandma got up to

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or even your mom

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And you don't want your kids to know what you were up to. You should surely tell you your grandkids though.