this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2024
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If a waiter thinks their guest can digest such a blurt of information, they don’t know how humans work. This isn’t ADHD, this is being in a new environment with lots of stuff already there to process. And then you want me to listen to your TED talk about your diner? Just gimme the fucking menu, I can read!
Rule 1, my friend.
"We all pee too, but if we're doing it 60 times a day, that's a problem"
The specials aren't on the menu. I actually get something out of the little talk.
They should be!
A lot of places here write the non-permanent specials on a blackboard, and the waiter puts that blackboard next to the customer's table and gives them some time to digest it after he's done his little talk.
The person who downvoted you for listening to someone else talk is a hilarious reminder of what kinds of mindsets are out there
Like so many other ADHD symptoms, it's one of those things that's a pain for some neurotypicals but much worse for people with ADHD.