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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"is it homosexual to be alert in normal daylight hours"

Fuck, is this why I'm on vampire hours all the goddamn time? Being straight sucks. Why hasn't Liberal Media(tm) converted me yet like I was promised it would!?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Given your behavior on this instance, I have a hard time believing you're entirely straight.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You would think, but I just don't have any taste in boys*

*except for monsters, I'd fuck a monster in an instant

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're a cis dude? My gaydar straight up doesn't work 🤦‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Flying under the gaydar. In your defense, my mother suspected I was gay for the longest time. XD

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe you're neuroqueer? Autism? ADHD?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Recently was diagnosed with ADHD, so there's definitely that at least, lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Let me know if anything changes!

Or if you get corrupted by the woke agenda!!!!