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submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Alright. At what point do we admit that The Onion is just serving out legitimate factual stories?

This absolutely happened, right?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Yes it sounds plausible but the timeline does not add up. When Ivanka was 14 they were still friends.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It took me quite the moment to realize this was the onion so likely yes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

I straight up ate the onion this time.