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Think of the savings for the shareholders! (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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@tallghost.bsky.social

We fired the art department and replaced them with an orb. It hovers about four feet off the ground and follows us around the office. Sometimes it feels like it's waiting for something. Sometimes it follows you home. Jim says it told him to dig into the dirt. It will save the company twelve dollars.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)

the orb floats around repeating, "time to lean, time to clean"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I haven't worked fast food for decades but this fucking triggered me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You sound delicious

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

PUT ME IN YOUR MOUTH

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Way ahead of you, buddy ;)