Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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You have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you. (lemmy.world)

submitted 15 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

ETA- I don't think burial is the proper disposal if you're trying to avoid detection.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Ehh, plant a tree sapling over it and nobody will find it. Trees will devour a carcass for it's nutrients.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

I need to do some research on this