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[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

The erection won't do you much good as you try to avoid going into respiratory arrest:

Symptoms may appear within 10 to 20 minutes after the bite, and death within two to six hours, where severe pain radiates to the rest of the limb, systemic effects include tachycardia, increased blood pressure, vertigo, fever, sweating, visual disturbances, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing and paralysis.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The good news is you get a four hour erection.
The bad news is that you die within two hours.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

... But... Also the erection, yes? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Win some, lose some

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Does this applies to 70 yo? Otherwise I think we don’t have a deal. Asking for a friend.