this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (19 children)

... Have you gone to a painting class? It's only couples

[โ€“] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I'm not your mother, be creative and come up with a better idea ๐Ÿค

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Get a part time job at Hobby Lobby or Michele's. Those places ooze dating-type single woman vibes. There were many things I needed for various projects that have only been locally available from these stores. I get a ton of looks going in there, and I'm like the most oblivious of dudes for that kind of attention.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Manager: "Why do you want to work here?"

Dude: "Trying to bang a co-worker."

Manager: "At least you're not just here for the paycheck. Welcome aboard!"

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