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Education is key (i.imgur.com)

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Maybe he just likes summer breaks as well. Then he gets back in the fall, and is all like "oh shit I need a new plan to kill that kid, uh...maybe I can send a man rat to sleep with his best friend? It'll take me at least until the spring to get that going, though."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"M-my Lord..."
"Yess? What is it Pettigrew?"
"Y-your appearance, my Lord... w-won't the others ask questions about w-where you've been?"
"Oh pleasse. Like I'm the first Dark Lord to get a tan."
"I was... I was r-referring to y-your Hawaiian shirt, my Lord."
"..."
"Look, my luggage was delayed at Gatwick and they said they'd deliver it today. Okay?"