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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

I feel like we all knew this was not the onion. The onion would be a Russian oligarch dying in any different manner.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Russian oligarch survives assassination attempt by leaping out window

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

This is the onion article.

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