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[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Would you visit their onlyfans?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean if they've got a decent pear, why not?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There’s pearly any reason to pay for porn these days

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You laugh, but eventually camvertisement will be common.

You wouldn't need OnlyFans, but something like Kick, with titles like "Chequitta Banana, fruit insertion HOT HISPANIC MILF", the sex worker just smiling and shrugging at the camera, like a Flintstone appliance saying "its a living".

There'll even be generational sex workers, reunions and conferences, with photos of them mounted opposite of the previous CEO's photos in some hallway at the fruit company HQ.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I grew up watching Demolition Man, this in no way would surprise me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Oh yeah...?

...how do you use the three seashells? I got cuts from trying myself.

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