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My weapon of choice is my razor-sharp wit!
I'm going to die, aren't I.
You were destined to die the day you were born. It's all just a matter of when and where.
But if you were born and raised in an urbane urban city, yep, the odds are probably pretty high you are going to be among the first to die.
But I do salute you wit Sir/Madam!
Learn to play the recorder, people love music. (Hopefully enough to feed the musician, otherwise I'm gonna starve.)
We're all gunna die, so no worries! Right? 😮
Hey don't underestimate it! If that's what ya got, lean into it if you need to. If you can be quick on your feet and convince someone you're not worth the trouble that can already keep you out of danger. You can always pick up a more physical weapon later, or that just might not be your thing, you'll figure what works for you.