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Synthesize deez nutz (mander.xyz)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Synthesis: everything happens except what you want. And then the 26h/day tryhard at <random other institution> in <random other country> publishes the molecule with the exact same route. The difference? Your hands suck. Git gud scrub.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Then it turns out ten years later they actually just falsified their results.