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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If I was a woman, these would be the exact combination of words needed to make me drier than the Sahara.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"That's okay baby, it happens to a lot of girls. I keep some Tubby Custard in my nightstand."