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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"I'm gonna Dipsy my Tinky Winky in your Po until you Laa-Laa"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If I was a woman, these would be the exact combination of words needed to make me drier than the Sahara.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"That's okay baby, it happens to a lot of girls. I keep some Tubby Custard in my nightstand."