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A Boring Dystopia
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1995: Don't buy books at the store, buy them online instead!
2001: Don't buy electronics from stores, buy them online instead!
2004: Don't buy any household goods at the store, buy them online instead!
2007: Don't buy groceries at the store, buy them online instead!
2014: Don't shop on your PC, tell this talking hockey puck what you want instead!
2018: Don't bother telling the puck what you want every month, sign up for a subscription instead!
2024: Don't shop, let the algorithm shop for you instead!
2027: Don't go to the bank, let Amazon handle all your personal finances for you instead!
2038: Don't manage your correspondences, appointments, social obligations, work, or personal hygiene yourself, let the Amazon Personal AutoSkeleton move you around and speak for you instead!
20X6: Don't use your pathetic flesh prison, upload your consciousness to the Amazon Digital Brain Cloud instead!