As Hurricane Milton prepares to circumcise the United States, please remember your job isn't worth it. If your area is under an evacuation order, please evacuate, even if your shitty job is telling you to stay and show up for work. Please stay safe.
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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I don't think cutting right through the middle counts as circumcision.
Look Florida is obviously an injured limb that's festering. It needs to be amputated and Milton signed up for the job. We tried to offer it to Helene but she decided to take a mountain vacation during this sprint.
You say circumcision, I say castration, ehhhh potayto potahto
BOBBIT Chopping motion with hand
Should've been hurricane Lorena after Ms Bobbitt
More like a c-section
The U.S. is getting gender reassignment surgery.
Gender switched from "nice" to "micropenis"
The hurricane botched it because of climate change 😔
Milton’s on shrooms and has an axe
Dammit, Milton! I'm calling the FDA!